I showed up right around midnight...

I showed up right around midnight on a Friday. Regular parking is $10 on Friday/ Saturday and $5 otherwise. Up close VIP parking is twice that. The bouncer gave me a pat-down for weapons by a sign forbidding such. Bad Sign. Cover was $20, collected just before a thin curtain which separated potential patrons from the main floor.

Once inside, I realized that the currently displayed 'mixed' dancer ethnicity was dead wrong. I was the only non-AA person inside (the bouncer and parking attendant weren't AA, but they were outside the whole time). The dancers on stage hadn't taken anything off, and since most AA dancers don't appeal to me and I saw only a couple who might marginally attract me, I decided to just use the head and leave. It's also worth noting that the restroom was dirty and devoid of any paper products whatsoever.

I won't be returning.