Well, my friend and I were...

Well, my friend and I were looking for an evening of provocative entertainment. One of those evenings that starts out just like any other but ends up being a time you'd never forget. It was 2 am and no establishments were accepting patrons. To our surprise, under the dregs of a freeway, lay a diamond in the muff. Cars carefully packed around an unimpressive exterior. Upon making our way to the entry, we were requested to relinquish a mere ten dollars a head. Once the doors magnetically were opened, we were greeted with nothing less than the best two Caucasian men could receive upon strutting into a black, nude club. Gold Diggers has left an impression on my lap, a small dent in my wallet, and a smile that remains chiseled into my face. The place was swollen with beautiful, black angels. As my friend Mr. Raven described, "It's simply a sea of women, and you just pick from the buffet of glorious, beautiful, exquisite black women. A center stage showcases the talent, while the VIP area is reminiscent of a 2LIVECREW music video. The women are totally nude and very, very, very friendly. My hands would graze every curve and every peak of those supple bodies. I enjoyed a lap dance for ten dollars while my friend enjoyed a thirty minute dance for a mere twenty dollars. The music was righteous and the women amazing. Best. Night. Ever.