The club looks like a palace...

The club looks like a palace -- both inside and out. Very unexpected in suburban Illinois.

I stopped in on a Tuesday night when I had a few hours to kill in late August. There is a mandatory valet after 7:00, I believe, which costs 5 dollars. I got there a little before 7 and parked my car on my own. There was no cover charge and one of the managers greeted me at the entrance and showed me to my seat.

There were 7-10 girls on shift and they ranged from 6-8's, mostly white girls with two black dancers. A larger girl came over and spoke with me for a bit. She was nice and kind of looked like Khole Kardashian, so I bought a dance. The dances are full contact and fully nude for $30 dollars. She gave a decent grind. Afterwards, I got a dance from one of the black dancers. This dance was very enthusiastic, lots of playing with my balls through my khakis. However, she spent a lot of time overacting-doing things like moaning and saying "daddy, daddy." Its a total turn off since its completely fake.