I've been going to Sam's for...

I've been going to Sam's for about two years now and it's a "what you see is what you get" kind of a place. Sam's caters primarily to locals, and like most "locals" strip clubs, it's not exactly super-premium. But sometimes, that's exactly what you want. The dancers are friendly, the music is okay (for a strip club), and there's no cover charge. If you want a club to sit down, have a few drinks, and chat up a cute girl with most of her clothes off, this is the right place. If you're having a bachelor party and you want to do it up like a rockstar, probably not so much.

I've marked "cigar bar" up there because on weekends, they've got a guy in the bathroom selling cigars, mints, gum, hand towels, and like that. It's not exactly a real cigar bar, though.

While the lap dances are cheap at $20, the drinks aren't. It costs around $10 for a dirty martini, making it totally possible to spend your way through several hundred dollars without so much as copping a feel to show for it. The girls tend to gravitate toward big-spenders (like at most places), so if you're not there to drop some serious cash, look forward to spending some time alone.