I had been to The Dirty...

I had been to The Dirty Bird once before but it was a quick trip. This time I had a little more time to kill so I was able to enjoy the club and what it had to offer. When I arrived it was about 12:30 and it cost $15 to get in which included my first soda. There were quite a few dancers on duty, I counted 11. I was a pop roaches first by a Latina named Sasha. She was very "hands on" while sitting at the table. I took her up on two $10.00 lap dances (which is the best deal in the history of strip clubs). I had a 3 for the price of 2 dance from a girl that was just starting out. She was very much against going VIP but tried to make me leave the club with a smile on my face anyway. I ended my visit with a 4 for $100.00 VIP dance with a dark haired girl that had small but fake boobs. Over all it was a great visit. My only complaint was that out of the 11 girls I saw, I don't think any of them were a C cup or better. I am a tit man. So it was kind of a bummer.