I visited Spanky's (F.K.A. CR Fanny's)...

I visited Spanky's (F.K.A. CR Fanny's) on Saturday August 24th between 7-8pm. I have been here many times before and this place has it's ups and downs. Saturday seems to suggest it was on a down trend. Full disclosure, I like women with big tits. I mean really big and if they are natural, even better. The average guy thinks DDs are big I like them to be DDDs on thin (95lbs to 115lbs) strippers and FFs and bigger on thick (120lbs to 150lbs). I had to clearly define because what some guys call thick are just fat. I digress. My review will be an attempt to not be biased.

Staff: In general the girls that work there are mostly white/black or Hispanic. The last time I visited there were about 6-7 girls there working. None of them were large chested. Not even DDs. If you care about the art of pole dancing, the dancing was sub par. One girl just seemed plain lazy. she pretty much humped the floor. I thought she must be lazy in real life, look at that kangaroo pouch she's carrying. One or two of the girls were attractive in the face but couldn't dance for shit. Their rhythm was shit. The MO of the dancers is to do 2 loops around the bar after a set and ask for tips. So each dancer gets $2 from every patron after her two song set. Seems fair to me. I didn't feel like my money was flying out of my wallet for the hour I spent there. I will say I think maybe if I would have stayed until 10 or 11pm the A squad might have shown up. There was a time, about 2 years ago, when I wanted to come here every weekend. I remember natural big tittied blond (tit's were natural, who gives a shit about her hair) that I loved to get a lap dance from.

Dances: Typical. Over the years I have gotten plenty. I didn't get any from my most recent visit, but if you are looking for small sexual favors look elsewhere. Some may let you cop a feel others won't. YMMV.