Hadn't been in a while. Surprisingly...

Hadn't been in a while. Surprisingly jumping for a Monday night. 1 or 2 8's but most were fake tits or no tits. Music was not too loud, which surprised me. I wasn't in for long before the most beautiful-faced dancer I've met (body was not super) cornered me and insisted I get a shower show. 2 girls, 20 minutes, $30 per customer or $150 total for 5 people or fewer. She was adamant that there was no touching in the private or champagne rooms, but with a dollar on your palm you can touch in the shower (within "reason"). The idea of lil' ol' me and 2 girls for 20 minutes or so for $150 and a dollar per touch was somewhat appealing, but I wasn't at all ready to spend that much, and I hadn't seen her tits out of her top yet (fake, as it turned out). Took me by the hand to the counter, but I said that I just wanted a private dance. Nothing special in the least, except that face. Total opposite of a butter-face. Anyway, $30 for 5 minute private (topless) $75 for 15 minutes (only topless, perhaps...) and I think $100 for 30 minutes champagne room? She was real clear on no touching, said we'd get in "big trouble" so I don't know *what* the appeal of the champagne room is then. Staff was just as friendly as ever, and even since ABC decided that fun needed to be strictly limited, this is still a decent place. I'm sure I'll be back at some point.

I want ABC to lighten the fuck up like when I was a teenager. Anybody know the WV mob?