Why oh why didn't I listen...

Why oh why didn't I listen to tuscl? Well, I was in the area, on business, and I had a few hours to kill, so I figured "how bad could it be?". Answer, worse! I was actually grateful the 'females' were wearing bikinis. In the 40 min I was there, my willy never got excited, in fact, I think he hid. I had three gals ask if I wanted a dance. The first two I just said no; not attractive, not enthusiastic, and one of which smelled like she just got out of a smoke closet. I gave in to the third; she had average looks and seemed happy. The one dance I took was lack luster. She finished by saying 'wow, how about another?'; I told her I had to go (and I did). On the upside, the beer with cold and refreshing and the glass was clean.