When in Vegas...have to go to...

When in Vegas...have to go to the Rhino. Sure, there are some places where you can get better mileage in Vegas, but if that's what you're after here, why not just order room service. I have never found better quality eye-candy (or better quantity) anywhere.

They've raised the cover again ($33 now) so if you're from out of town like me, use the limo service; it's prompt and it's free (but you are a piker if you don't drop the driver at least a ten per person). Another benefit of the limo is, entering through the back you avoid the immediate onslaught of predatory dancers in the front entrance.

I like to come to the Rhino in the afternoon (or even the morning) to avoid the crowds and get better attention from the dancers and have the chance to share a drink and talk.. You don't get that at night. Also, afternoon 'happy hour' has $3.30 well-drinks all afternoon.