I had a slow day...

I had a slow day at work, so I decided to check out the EI on a "slow day" at the club. Normally Friday and Saturday are their busy days with the most girls on the floor. I went to EI on a Tuesday afternoon to chill and relax for for a couple of hours. The parking lot was half empty, so I pulled in and slid into the club. I was pleasantly surprised that there 18 girls on the floor and as the clock moved toward 5:00 pm, there were 22 girls on the floor. The breakdown on the visual quality of the dancers are as follows: 4 women in the 8 to 9 range; 9 women in the 7.5 to 8.0 range; 4 women in the 6.5 to 7.5 range and 4 in the morbidly obese category with a BMI GREATER THAN 50!!! I really don't understand the appeal of ultra jumbo size women. However, they must meet some unusual fetish for BBW because they were collecting a lot of lap dances.

The women come in all shape, sizes, and ages. Everyone should be able to fine two to three dancers that fit their personal preference.

Other observations, there were three Caucasians males in the club. A guy who looked like an IT proffesional in his 30's, who was discreetly hidden in the corner, an office building manitence mechanic in his fourties who was really enjoying himself sampling a wide variety of chocolate goodies; and a 50ish guy who looked like a senior accountant. The 50 year went into the VIP room and he needed an assist and several glasses of water when he exited the room. The thick dancer who helped out of the room must have really layed it on him (LOL)!!!

In my last review, I advised the reader that due to the increasing popularity of the club; that the visual quality of the dancers has improved; you have a decision to make. You can opt to have good time or you can opt to fall in love. I opted to have a good time and lap dance with four of the women from the 7.5 to 8.0 range. Each dancer was very pleasant to talk with and went out of her way to please me during their dance. Lap dances are $5.00 a pop, so I was able to tip generously for their performance. On my way out, on a whim , I decided to dance with one the model quality dancer, she is 5'10" in stocking feet and and 6'3" in stripper shoes.. She is reed thin with an absoulutely stunning rack.. Again, I was surprised at the quality of her lap dance performance. Usually the ultra pretty one are more reserved in their performance.