This review covers a couple of...

This review covers a couple of different visits this month. First was on a Monday afternoon. It was early but all the girls were f*cked up. I ended up chilling at the bar with a blonde A***. Seen her around before, a real hustler. After about 15 minutes she decided to unzip me at the bar and fluff me. Figured what the hell let's go. When we get downstairs she proceeds to take my shirt off and starts kissing my neck and worked her way down. When she gets below the waist she turns to 69 position. Has G string on, but as soon as she got her legs by my shoulder I could tell the monkey cage wasn't clean. Upon getting a whiff of the monkey, had to call it quits. Went back to the bar and soon was able to get the attention of a sexy older blonde I've had my eye on for awhile. After awhile we start the inevitable conversation of going downstairs. Before we can finish our negotiations, a stripper heel flies in front of my face and just misses the girl walking behind me. Before the catfight can ensue, the manager and bouncer break anything up. Unfortunately the manager then sent the blonde back to the dressing room too for lipping off. My loss yet again.

Second visit was a late Tuesday night. Me and a buddy sat at the bar. My buddy hooked up with an older blonde Mexican. Had a deal for 1xx for fs no time restrictions. About an half hour later, my buddy came up and said she went back on her deal and he had to pay $300, or she was going to tell the door guerillas that he didn't pay. Ugh, rookies. Anyway, wanted to hook up with a sexy Audrey Hepburn (my ex dug old movies...) look alike, Jada. Not much of a personality, but with cans like that she doesn't need one. Anyway, had to pay my buddy's bar tab since he fell for the senorita's bs, so no Jada. I will definitely be back to test drive that model. Hopefully the zookeeper cleaned the monkey cage.