So I heard that the Outhouse...

So I heard that the Outhouse was one of the only clubs in the Lawrence, KS area to not have the 10 day waiting period for a membership so I stopped by on a Friday night about 8:30. From the previous reviews I had low expectations of what I would experience but what the hell? This place is out in the middle of BFE. Nothing but farms close by. It is an old shack of a building but the parking lot was full which was a good sign. I knew it was BYOB but I was expecting to pass a liquor store before I got to the club but there was not one so I went in anyway not sure of how long I would stay. The cover was $20 and they give you a wrist band so you can come and go as you please. I was pleasantly surprised that it looks they have recently upgraded the interior of the club. There were flat screen TVs all down one wall with various sports playing and there was actually carpet on the floor. I had heard before that it was dirt. There were 19 dancers on duty much to my surprise and there were no stunners but there were some attractive ladies. At least 2 or 3 that were solid 8s in my book. Most others were 6-7 with a few 5s but none that needed to look elsewhere for employment. Each girl took a 2 dance turn on stage with the first usually being topless and the second nude. The club was fairly well lit so you could actually see the girls which is unusual for a nude club.

I decided this place was worth spending some time so I asked where the nearest liquor store was located and headed out to get some refreshments. The store was about 5 miles away so it was a pretty quick trip and I came back and had a hard time finding somewhere to sit the place was so packed. I did luck out and get to sit next to a group of college students celebrating one of the girls 21st birthday. There were 4 guys and 3 girls in the group and all 3 girls were HOT! Any one of the girls could have smoked most of the dancers there that night and I also learned that none of them were dating any ofthe 4 guys- bonus! The girls were drinking heavily and taking turns giving each other lap dances and groping each other aggressively. The show was definitely better where I was than on the stage! One of the girls was wearing a short skirt that keep riding up around her waist and at first she kept trying to pull it down but after a while she just didn't care anymore and it just stayed around her waist and gave everyone a great view of her black thong as she ground her ass birthday girl's lap. Finally a couple of dancers came over to see why everyone was turned away from the stage and they sat with us and watched the action for a bit. They talked the guys into pitching in $10 each for the two dancers to get birthday girl topless and they tried their best to do so. They did get her bra up and sucked on her tits but she kept them covered pretty well. However they did get her skirt off and she walked around in just her panties and bra for quite a while after her dance. The other girl that kept showing her panties earlier started giving lap dances to the guys in the group and I was praying that I was next but she was very drunk and passed out and had to be carried out of the club by two oft he guys and so the group left. So much for that part of the show but the club was really starting to crank up as it was about 11:00 now.

I had a few dancers approach me for lap dances but wasn't all that interested yet until a hot MILF with Huge natural tits asked if I wanted a dance. I told her I had not been here before so how did it work? I had noticed that the dancers pretty much did all the touching on the floor but I did not know about the VIP. She explained that the dances on the floor were $20 each topless and mileage was limited because they would get in trouble but the VIP dances were nude you could touch everything but the pussy. You had to buy an additional bracelet for $10 to access the VIP room and then dances were $30 each so I decided to give it a shot. This girl was probably mid 30s and tall, tan, no a small girl by any means but not fat and her tits were just massive. Soft, natural tits with big dark areolas just the way I like them and they were at least F or G cup. The first dance she ground her bare pussy on my crotch and rubbed her tits all over my face then leaned back and played with her clit very seductively as she licked her lips and moaned. So I had to see what would happen on the next song. She became a little more naughty on the second song leaning over in front of me and playing with her asshole and spreading her pussy lips and then climbing back on and grinding my dick until her pussy juice was making a wet spot on my shorts- fucking hot! I stopped after 2 dances because there were other ladies I wanted to sample as well.