This is easily the strangest club...

This is easily the strangest club I have ever been to. They don't open until 9:00 on Wendsday nights and I was early getting there so I went to have a quick beer and came back right at opening time. There are two sides to the club and I was told that one side was closed on Wednesdays, but could be opened if you wanted to get dances. The other side is a bar area with a small stage and when I went in (after paying a $10 cover) I was the only customer in the place. The lights were on bright and as I sat and ordered a beer a dancer got up on the stage.

She did an OK job and was pretty hot. After her two songs, she came over and sat with me at the bar (of course since I was the only one in the place). I was there for some lap dances so I asked about how it worked. You have to move to the other side of the club (which is locked up on Wednesdays) and pay for a certain amount of dances up front. She asked if I wanted to go. On many nights I would have said "no" but I wanted some dances so I said "ok". We were escorted outside and through the door to the other side of the club where a bouncer took my $50 for three songs that I agreed to. We sat on a couch in a brightly lit room with the bouncer watching us every minute.

The music started and the girl did a good dance. Lots of grinding, no two way contact, and the mood was spoiled by the bright lights and the bouncer watching. Needless to say, I didn't have the greatest time. After the three songs, I left and will not be going back.