So after a nice round of...

So after a nice round of Sun morning golf, the consensus of my foursome is to drive all the way to the other side of the city to watch some topless volleyball at PT's Sports Cabaret, supposedly held every third Sunday. We get there right at 2 pm and find out it's been canceled - so much for bathroom flyer accuracy. The place looked deserted and they still wanted a $6 cover each so....we bounced on over to Hollywood to see what was happening. Not much... but at least there was no cover, beers were $7 ea. Only 5 or 6 dancers on shift (understandable for a Sun PM) but overall dancer quality was lacking. Only highlights were two rather skinny but ripped gals...one named Sunny and the other I can't remember. Throw in one overly plump gal and one severely overweight one to really bring down the scores. In all my years I have never seen a stripper has huge as this girl was....but to each their own as she and the "plump" gal were at a table with three guys most of the afternoon. They never went back for privates but they were getting drinks courtesy of the guys. The most popular dancer of the day for privates appeared to be Sunny. Shortly before leaving a couple of other gals showed up who, if I had stayed and seen their "act" might have brought up the score a bit. Pretty much a waste of time, but we were already there so no harm and at least the Cards were on albeit next to a screen showing porn. As John Lennon said, "Strange days indeed, most peculiar, momma." Will not do a Sunday PM again. Will return on a better night for the usual good time.