I usually visit this bar/strip club...

I usually visit this bar/strip club around late afternoon to early evening. The reason being that they have more dancers working day shift (from 10 to 15) than night shift (8-10). Today I wanted to give it a try and arrived at midnight. The place was packed despite it being a Wednesday. Only 1 stage was used, and there were about 10 girls working. Girls ranging from 6 to 9. There were about 20 guys. I must say the day shift girls are more attractive.

Most of the girls are in their early twenties; a few black girls and a few blonds; a few skinny girls and about 6 of them are on the chubby side. Nevertheless, the girls were friendly and not pushy at all. They will sit and chat with you if they like you. The stage dances were meh comparing to day shift's stage dances. You wouldn't believe how flexible some of the girls on day shift can be. Still, if you want to have a drink at night and look at some naked girls dancing on the pole, this is the place to be.

The couch dances are $10 a songs, day or night, which is one of the reasons I like being here. Lindsay is my favorite, she got the moves and rotation down on the lap dances. She's supper flexible on stage too. King of Diamonds has a daily roster of girls who would come in, so check them out before you go if you have a prefer dancer.

The club is clean and the atmosphere is more lively than your usual Minneapolis strip club. Thanks to being a bar, there are always people sitting in group chatting and drinking. The guy/girl ratio is always 2/1 or 3/1, which in turn has a lot of benefits. Girls are not too bored so they would slouch around playing with their phones and/or give you constant sad looks. If you've been in enough clubs in Minneapolis you'll know what I'm talking about They would constantly go out for a smoke too, which makes their body smell terrible. King of Diamonds' girls are not too overworked either so they have more time to talk to you and joke around. If you've been to Deja Vu, you'll see how the girls there are marched around constantly; they look stress and fake and very business like, not to mention unhappy. Now in Kings of Diamond, guys constantly buy dances from the ladies due to the cheap price in lap dances, so (most of) the girls are always happy and laughing. The girls might drink sometimes but I have yet had a dance from a girl that smell like cigarette there. It might be the club's policy but that is a big plus to me over any other club.

It is best to go to club with khaki shorts. They allow shorts if they are not too thin. Jeans are always bad choice for strip clubs. They don't allow baggy clothes but you can wear sweat pants if they are not too baggy. Yoga pants are too thin to be allowed in. Again, go with relaxed khaki shorts for best experience.