I tried Jaguars tonight after having...

I tried Jaguars tonight after having an ok time at Wild Joker last night. I really wish I had skipped Joker and went straight here instead. This club is much nicer physically, cleaner inside, better looking dancers, and the money went a lot further.

I went at 730 on a Tuesday night, and of course the place was dead when I got there. It was happy hour until 8 so I ordered a rum and coke. A slender girl named Melanie came to sit next to me, and it was really awkward. You know that instinctual reaction to shake someone's hand when you meet them? This girl totally ignored the handshake. Ok, not a huge deal. So she sits and then starts asking questions as always, but with no personality, facial expressions, or human sounding voice. It was like talking to a robot with tits. I think se asks me 3 questions, then "wanna dance?" I politely declined and she walks off without a goodbye. I learned later that she was devoid of a personality with everyone, and her version of a LD is dancing in the doorway with no contact at all. Ida's her do a set on stage, and watching paint dry would have been more fun. I would definitely avoid her!

Anyway, next woman comes along, a little more mature with an incredible body and D cup enhancements. She had a great personality. We hit it off well and chatted for a bit. It was a no pressure experience and she turned down my offer to buy her a drink. After a chat we went to the back for 2/40 dances. Really sensual slow dancers and the allowed my hands to roam all over. We had a warmup dance waiting for the next song, and after 2 we hugged and decided to go for an additional 2. When we finished, a lot more dancers had appeared, and I would say most in the 7 range and 1 that I thought was a 9. I got to tip her on the satellite stage/bar. Sadly I had to leave earlier than I would have liked, but I would advise anyone to give this place a shot.