8s, 7s, fully nude, no lapdances,...

8s, 7s, fully nude, no lapdances, friendly staff, passive dancers. First time I walked in here I saw a fully nude 7 with her legs spread pretty much all the way off the stage and cracking her heels together. It was only my second time to a strip club, first being Vegas. I drove past this place literally 1000 times growing up. My first thought was, "who would have thought there were naked 20 year old girls spreading their legs and thrusting behind that ugly cinderblock I've seen so many times?"

Cover sucks; $20, $25, with an offer both times to pay $5 more and come back within a week. Only energy drinks, which is exactly what I don't want while watching a hot stranger bend over and slide her panties down while seemingly trying to shove her ass in my face. No, caffeine is not what I need here.

The stage is fun, a diversity of dancers with some gorgeous petite girls but no beautiful girls with big breasts. You can sit at the stage and see a lot of asshole and pussy for a dollar here and there though.