Still overall the best club in...

Still overall the best club in New England IMO because it has the largest and best selection of strippers, liberal rules and my champagne room experiences have always been awesome. But its lead over the two other premier clubs has definitely narrowed in the last year. However bottom line this is still the club where you are most likely to find what your looking for. The basics. This club attracts a clientele that is an eclectic mix of gangsters, wangsters, pimps, bikers and a few college kids, blue collar men and an occasional professional athlete. This is not a suit and tie joint or place to bring the wifey. As you drive in self parking is to the left, valet is straight ahead. The entrance is on the side by the valet. You enter, go through a metal detector and pay a cover, usually $15 on weekend nights. WARNING- you now have to show your ID which the club swipes and records your name, address, date of each visit you make to the club, etc. This is the only club that does this. If you don’t want your wife/gf, snoopy employer, etc to find out where you’ve been, you may want to think twice about what they do with that info. In the winter your required to check your coat. The club has a strict no readmission policy. Theres cops stationed at the front door at night, but they rarely venture very far into the club, usually only to breakup a fight. The main stage is straight ahead with the main bar behind it to the left. A beer cost $6. To the right are stairs leading up to the restrooms and the all nude Eldorado Room which is open Thursday to Saturday nights. Theres no additional cover to enter the ER, but occasionally it will be closed off for bachelor parties. To the left of the main stage are the main Champagne Rooms and a long hallway leading to the outdoor smoking deck and bar. Theres pictures with names of many past and present dancers on the walls of the hallway, kind of a hall of fame showing off the clubs stable of whores. The dancers are very aggressive and you will be approached continuously from the moment you walk through the door to the time you leave and asked if you would like a dance. Some will sit and chat with you, most will not and move on after they ask you for a dance. Some pester you even if you say no. Many will greet you with the Cadillac Lounge “handshake” and enlighten you as to the customs of the club. In all my years cumming here I’ve never run into a dancer that wasn’t honest and upfront as to what my LD or CR experience would be like. The selection of dancers is very diverse. They range from old and ugly to young and attractive. More than half tend to be big bootied ethnic types, many Brazilians, Cape Verdean, Dominicans. Nearly all have big tattoos. Many are on crack or smack. And in the past year none would rate higher then 8 in looks or be even close to Playboy standard. But don‘t be discouraged, theres still plenty of attractive ladies and on weekends with 50 or more ladies working, there will always be one that will make your trip here worthwhile. Besides what they lack in looks they make up in the enthusiasm. Most of the strippers put on awesome stage shows, with pole tricks and get up close and personal with you. The rules tend to be very liberal as to what you can touch even at stage especially in the all nude Eldorado Room. If you don’t get some serious boobs, box and bung in your face at stageside, you’ll definitely get some during a lap dance. The LD area is on the second floor with open booths facing each other down a long aisle. They cost $25 for topless and $35 for all nude. If your entertainer doesn’t seem to remember this, theres a big sign stating so just before you enter the LD area. Although not very private, most entertainers will let your hands wander pretty much anywhere and so will theres. Despite being a big club, it gets really crowded here late on weekends. This along with the DJ playing mostly rap which I don’t like, means I like to hang out in the Champagne Room with one (or sometimes two) of my favorite ladies where its not so hectic and I can listen to some real music like Frank Sinatra or at least classic rock like Billy Joel. Each CR is a totally private booth enclosed with a solid curtain and has a large comfortable sofa. Theres paper towels in the rooms which are great for dusting off the sofa before you sit down (or else you may stick to it) and good for a klutz like me who tends to always knock up and spill things. Theres two CR areas, one to the left of the main stage and the other even more private on the second floor past the LD area. The CR costs $50 to the club and about $200 to your entertainer for 15 minutes. The price may seem steep at first, but I’ve never been disappointed yet and neither will you! A year or two ago I would have said this club was near perfection. However, in the last year some things have gone downhill like- some of the clubs most attractive dancers leaving (Mandy, Treasure, Scarlet, Sam…) which may not be there fault, recording patrons ID info which is stupid, and bouncers treating patrons like crap- the bad attitude starts at the door and climaxes at the top of the stairs by the Eldorado Room. IMO Desire and Foxy are closing the gap, especially since they both have upgraded their CR experience to equal Caddys and their staff are a lot less abrasive. Management needs to rein in some of their bouncers and also realize their running a strip club not a fucking airport! Stay safe and enjoy.