2nd trip to PK in the...

2nd trip to PK in the southwest Chicago 'burbs. A coupon from the web got me in for free and dropping a name got me seated in VIP. VIP is an upstairs seating area with its own bar and small stage. For me, it's less oriented toward either stage and more oriented toward sitting with one girl that you like. My trick of the trade in any joint is to ask a waitress to send a particular girl over. At PK, if the guys in suits like the way you look, they ask you who you want to sit with. You can expect a certain amount of catty behavior from other talent until your girl comes over and sometimes a bit of drama if your girl has to get up to do a stage show. All part of the weird culture that is at play at a strip club. VIP etiquette demands, of course, that you buy drinks for yourself and your girl for as long as she is there, that you tip the waitress, and that you get some dances during the time you are together. Options are a nonprivate room, somewhat smaller than the room downstairs. Dances are $20 topless and $30 nude. Friction is good. Hands on the tush and waist is encouraged. And then there is the champagne experience, which is basically about time and the perception of privacy, rather than pushing boundaries. There are cameras in the curtained rooms, so the girls will not really want your hands on boobs or kitty. However, if your finances permit you to spend $400 on a girl grinding on your dick for 30 minutes, while biting your ear and saying sweet things to you, a bottle of cheap champagne is thrown in for free. Probably wise to give a ten spot to the waitress at the start to ensure good timing. If you were expecting the Miami thing where the condom comes out as soon as the curtain is closed and the girl takes all your clothes off to f%$# you to completion as soon as possible, you've come to the wrong place. In my opinion, PK has some really good talent and good times can be had VIP or not.