Intriguing erotic theatre in Paris. Worth a look if you're in Paris already but not worth a trip specifically for it
Theatre Chochotte is not a strip club per se, but it’s more of an erotic theatre. It’s located in the heart of Paris near the 1st Arrondissement of Paris or the “Louvre” as they call this district. Rue Saint-Andres des Arts is a narrow street which barely one car can fit on. Hell, it might be one way as I took a G7 (French taxi cab) there along with my lady friend. I heard this was a great couple show so I decided to take her along before dinner one evening. The theatre is so in “the cut” and hard to find, I walked passed it several times before I found the entry door.
Once inside you’re greeted by this middle age woman taking cover. I believe I paid 60 Euros for the both of us. I think it’s like 50 Euros for a single man. At the time, there was a decent looking brunette standing next to the cashier. She complimented my lady friend on her heels and her outfit. She was a very friendly girl. Kind of plain looking IMO, as I like the pornstar fake ass and tits look, but she was cute and “fuckable”.
So after I paid, we headed down the SUPER STEEP STAIR CASE into the tiny theatre. These staircases were the steepest, narrowest staircase ever. And to top it off, it was a winding staircase. It’s a wonder my lady friend didn’t fall on her ass.
Once we made it down to the theatre, we came into a tiny dimly lit room with sofas surrounding a tiny stage. The small theatre was moderately filled with nothing but male custys. My lady friend with her grey dress on, ass popping out and Loubatin heels on was the only female in there. Well, outside of the entertainers. The two female entertainers were about to get started. They were slowly kissing and rubbing onto one another slowly undressing one another. From time to time, they would interact with the sex deprived looking men who was surprisingly very good at not touching them or groping them. It was a lot of one way touching. Nothing too much, but I can tell the men were getting excited by it. Eventually the two girls would reconvene and started full on making out. It wasn’t like ravage beasts, but it was sensual and soft. After about 10 minutes, the two girls started performing oral sex on each other. I was highly intrigue, not horny, but intrigue.
The girls were attractive, but not pornstar hot. I hear you can go back to a private room with an entertainer but I was with my lady friend so I didn’t inquire. And if I was solo (as I mostly am on these SC mongering adventures), I doubt I would of taken one back. I heard it could be quite expensive and the value sucks.
There were two more acts after the lesbian show. Both were solo acts by mediocre girls. It was okay, some sexual dry humping on the floor, pole action and some interaction with the PLs in the room. After the 2nd show, I was ready for dinner and me and my lady friend left. I would have like to come back as your entry fee is valid all day, but I believe they close at 11pm or midnight so we couldn’t make it back in time. Closing an adult establishment that early is dumb in my opinion.
Overall, in Paris, it is worth checking out Theatre Chochotte. It’s definitely an intriguing show and if you like more natural looking chicks with real tits and real ass and real bodies, then you might want to check this out and see if they down for some P4P action. Au revoir!
