I went to HK last year....

I went to HK last year. Horny and depressed, I decided I wanted to see what a real brothel was like. I parked at the San Ysidro border crossing (7$) and walked across to Mexico. I hadn't taken ten steps into the country when I was greeted by a line of yellow cabs. I would like to spend more time in TJ because I love Mexican culture and the people seem very nice, not so much as a dirty look the whole time I was there, but I had seed to sow. I hopped in a yellow cab and paid the five bucks or whatever to ride to HK, which I've heard is about a ten minute walk, but I was a little nervous about walking around TJ with all the crime I've heard about. In reality you will probably be just fine walking around TJ in daylight. But I am a little bit on the paranoid side when it comes to that sort of thing.

I arrive at HK and the doorman ushers me in. I can't remember if there was a charge or not. There probably was but you can find that in the other reviews, I think it was very low - perhaps you pay a few bucks as a mandatory drink minimum. Anyway the club inside is very nice. It is higher quality in terms of setting than most U.S. strip clubs and I have been to quite a few. The bartender was a nice guy and he sure doesn't hate his job, staring at tons of beautiful latinas dancing naked all day and serving drinks to excited, happy patrons. And the vibe in this place was exactly that: happy. I did not get a single bad vibe from any of the customers. Zero dirty looks or bad juju. Everybody was just there to have a good time and see some hot naked chicks (and then, probably bang them).

There were plenty of girls for everyone. All body types, from taller and thinner with bolt-on-titties to my personal choice, shorter and more voluptuous, could be found. Many pretty faces, though some were beat. I'd say on the 1-10 scale, the lowest there was a 5, and the highest was a 9, but the average was much closer to 9 than 5. I was very impressed with how many girls they had on staff.