Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
5420 Bunkum Rd Washington Park, IL 62204

Please note monetary value score is...

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redrocks
Aug 7, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Please note monetary value score is for Tues night only ($2 you call 'em drinks). So for my first visit to HC (I am a Hollywood Show Club loyalist) I decided to check out Tues night. I arrived just before 6 pm. Parking lot was crowded and patrolled by a security guard on foot. Paid a $10 cover ($5 cover and $5 "VIP" wristband for in and out privileges, access to smoking lounge, no private room fees). Sat at the bar and ordered a $2 bud light. Watch out - change includes $2 bills that you may mistake as singles in the dark or if under the influence. I guess the Erotic Boutique in the same building gets a lot of customers as only about 10 customers were in the club, watching 4 very average looking dancers rotate through three song sets on one stage. Anyway, good thing the Cards game started at 7:15; I was very bored prior to that. Bartender was fine, though. Had a decent conversation with a Czech dancer, Gabriella, who might have been hot a few years ago but now carried too many pounds for my liking. No pressure to buy her a drink or get a dance. By 8 pm another dancer joined the rotation, a very skinny gal named Cassidy. Too skinny even for me but she put on a hot stage show. By 8:30 things were starting to pickup, both in numbers of dancers and customers and the club went to two stages. Quality of dancers went up as well, but just a bit. Really only a couple of 8+'s in my book. I was joined at the bar by Aubrey, a sweet young thing who could also hold a conversation. When she went up on stage I tipped her and she ran my hands all over her hot bod (I noticed not all the dancers did that this evening). Too hot to pass up on a private, I took her back. Unfortunately, they were the tamest laps I can ever remember having. I saw no point in continuing after 2 dances. I had my eyes on one other hottie, forgot her name, but she was the hottest of the bunch. Unfortunately, she was either on stage, smoking, or with someone in back. She never stayed back for a private longer than two dances, so chances are she was tame back there, too. Before I left I did see some other lookers come in but but they didn't come out of the dressing room before I left at about 10:30. I'm willing to bet the place got livelier as the night wore on but I decided to call it a night shortly after they went to all 3 stages. I'd go back on a Tues but I wouldn't start so early, the reduced cover not being worth the boredom of just a few dancers. I'd be willing to go back on a Th-Fri-Sat but probably won't until I get bored with other options.

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