Whenever I come to St. Louis...

Whenever I come to St. Louis on business, I typically just head over to Hollywood Show Club (despite the annoying porn on the TVs). I decided to try out PT's Sports Cabaret this particular evening based on some recent reviews but more to see if this was the same place I had visited years ago that I recalled was a fun experience. I arrived just before 6 pm and paid a $6 cover (not sure when they change to the nighttime rate). As soon as I walked in I did not recognize the place at all, so it was not the same club I had recalled from years back. I took a seat at the left side bar and ordered a $7.25 beer (that price did not change while I was there). Bartender was cute enough in her cheerleader outfit, same as that worn by the hostesses. Not too many customers present, one at the bar where I was sitting and probably 12 others at various tables, most of them in one group. The dancers were transitioning from day shift to night shift with some real lookers there. Had a decent conversation with a hot tiny little blonde gal named Cassie who naturally lost interest when it became apparent I wasn't going to get any privates with her. She said she's about 4'9" without her heels and her platform shoes must have weighed more than she did. I sat through a full rotation to get a feel for the girls and overall was pretty impressed with the talent and the mileage tippers received at the stage. I made some mental notes of girls I'd go up to tip and possibly take back for some privates. Several girls sat with me at the bar for stretches of time, one using my body as her personal body warmer since she was freezing, so that was fun. Bought one a JD and coke for $8.25. At one point a couple of lovlies sat next to me and, while not really trying to overhear (they talked loudly), determined one was a relatively new dancer asking questions about the industry and the other a more experienced dancer. The newbie was gorgeous, a tight spinner's body with great legs and ass as well as a model's face. Due to the style of her dress I could not tell what kind of rack she had. Her newness was apparent when she went up on stage as it was obvious she was not altogether comfortable moving on stage. I was rather disappointed when her dress and top came off to reveal an over-sized fake rack that looked as hard as wood. I know a lot of guys like that; to each his own, but it totally turned me off to going up and tipping her. She did get lots of tippers and at first seemed to push away hands that went immediately to her breasts but soon resigned herself to her fate of getting felt up and as the night went on she got more comfortable with it and, likely as a result, spent a lot of time in guys' laps when not on stage and also got a lot of privates. She'll be popular. Sorry I can't remember her name. There were several stunning blondes dancing but I was in a brunette mood and had the most fun with Victoria, a natural breasted brunette with awesome stage-side mileage. It was all I could do not to take her back but, still relatively sober, there was no way I could justify $40 laps, when I've never paid over $30 ea at any other club and they go for $25 ea at HSC where I've always gotten very high mileage. More and more hot dancers showed up while I was there and there is no doubt the place got more full after I left. I did want to stick around for the set of one dancer I was talking to at the bar, a coke-skinny blonde who was complaining of a sore knee. But she was very sweet and also had a model's face. But she didn't know when she was going up on stage. She came over at one point to tell me she was up next but it turned out she was wrong and I couldn't wait any longer and had to leave. I never did see the massage girls, maybe they came later. I did see a shot girl, a very skinny, young but sexy gal who was selling test tube shots. She put the tube between her tits while sitting in the guy's lap and then leaned over his face to pour the tube in his mouth. She then put the tube in his mouth to pour down the rest of the shot while simultaneously giving head to the test tube. Pretty erotic, actually, and looked like fun to be a recipient. The most interesting sight of the night was watching a drunk and combative off-going day-shift hostess leaving the building while screaming at one of the male staff who was following her when she suddenly turned and punched him in the balls. He hit the deck in pain and she left. Never saw that before. All in all a good club but likely won't return anytime soon. I'll be the first to drop several hundred in a club if I think it's worth it (like if it's the only place in town). And I travel to places like Dallas, Miami and Philly frequently enough to satisfy my lap dance cravings a bit more economically. I was kind in scoring the monetary value a 6 because I did not want to downgrade the overall score any further. This is a great club if you want to blow through a chunk of money. I did see 2 or 3 champagne buckets going to the back, so there are big spenders here. But fore me, in this case there are more reasonable alternatives close by although I will give PT's the nod over HSC for overall dancer hotness based on the last few times I've been in HSC. Oh yeah, some interesting PT's events coming up: a topless car wash for charity on Aug 10th, advertising a private dance in your car, and topless volleyball every 3rd Sunday I believe. Next up, Larry Flynt's Hustler Club, hopefully later this week.