For club details see my previous...

For club details see my previous reviews. I am just posting this experience as a narrative. I make a lot of jokes n such but I'm being serious about all the details. Just trying to keep it fun.

Pulled up to the club, felt safe, this area always feel's safe. Paid a $10 cover. Walked into the club like "What up, I got a big cock" as I was just so pumped about some shit I had purchased from the fine thrift shop down the road.

Reached into my big ass coat to get my wallet. I had purchased a Long Island Iced tea and the bartender had requested payment. $12 to be exact. Just so we are clear, that's 5 shots for $12 bucks. That's a bargain bitch.