I decided to go to my...

I decided to go to my second favorite all-nude club to check out the action since it has been a while since I last visited. Came in with my favorite cigar and immediately told "no smoking" due to city ordinance so I put it out and returned. Paid my $20 cover and $10 VIP wristband charge. When you walk in you can't see the stage or much of the interior. I walk around the corner and very few customers even though St. James and Houston Dolls were packed. Latin girl on stage was Hot and could really dance. She was dancing for really stacked Black girl who looks like she was going home for the day-good sign I thought. After sitting down for a few minutes waitress asked if I wanted a set-up,juice or soft drink then came over a well built Spanish chick with a great ass to see if I wanted some company,which was good. I'm waiting for the one stage to get naked but she never took off her clothes and came off stage. Strange she just took her top off. So, I go to the VIP with big butt for a lap dance. She starts to dance and pulls her top down and she has on PASTIES. WTF!!!!!! I say I thought this was a nude bar!!! She tells me it was until a few weeks ago an ordinance was passed forcing them to stop total nude. She said attendance has been way down since even though they have good looking girls. No shit! I'm thinking why the fuck was the cover so damn high! Had I known it wasn't totally nude I wouldn't have stopped but I would have gone to St. James or HD. What a waste.