In all fairness, I've never visited...

In all fairness, I've never visited past 8pm, so it may get better later. But after no less than three tries, I'm about ready to declare Rick's the worst strip club I've ever visited.

At first it looks great. They seem to have done away with the pushy parking lot guy, following you around asking for a tip. And the cover isn't bad. Once you walk in you can tell its a relatively clean club, nice bar, and not too crowded. But that's where the compliments stop.

Your attention is immediately drawn to the fact that there are NO GIRLS! The last time I went, there was no one on stage, and only 2 girls on the main floor, sitting with customers. One attractive ethnic girl appeared out of seemingly nowhere, and she gave a very nice lap dance, but there was absolutely nothing else to see there. The two other dancers that were there were...old.