This is the smallest strip joint...

This is the smallest strip joint I've ever visited! After I handed over my keys to vallet, I walked in and paid a $30 cover which included a drink. They have a nice little sushi bar, which I hear is very impressive, but I came for the girls. Once I was shown to my seat a seemingly nice but older looking gal sat down with me immediately. I couldn't even order a drink. She said not to worry, and flagged a cocktail waitress over. I ordered my drink and then the dancer began listing prices for the private room. She flagged over another one of her friends and the two insisted we go have 'fun' now. This was a HUGE turn off. I barely have a drink in me and two dancers are high pressuring me for private rooms. Two girls for 1050 bucks. No thanks. They weren't even typical dancers. These two looked like they should have retired long ago. I politely declined, but they gave me eye rolls and a hip bump on their way out. Not exactly how I wanted to be welcomed.

I waited for a couple songs before I was approached again, and this time by a blonde girl with fake tits. She was absolutely gorgeous so I got a dance from her. Halfway through she asked if we should take it to the back. 260 for a half hour. I really wanted to, but I still wanted to see what else there was so I asked her to come back later. She never did. Instead a spinner brunette and I shared a few dances and drinks. I ended up going back there with her. I started at 15 minutes to feel out what kind of girl she is (high vs low mileage) and it turned out that we were in the wrong room. That we needed another 15 down in a different area. So I agree, but to my disappointment nothing really changed. Light boob touching and nothing else. She even asked for a tip at the end! 260 bucks later and a quick touch of the tits. No way!

I brave it out and go sit back at my table again. I got a couple dances and had some fun, but VIP seemed like a total rip off. Also, this club seems to have some older dancers, which is a total turn off for me. If I wanted to hang out with girls closer to my age, I'd go hang out with my old lady. There are a couple decent looking girls, so if you don't have anything else to do, come watch them on the pole.