2001 Odyssey
2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607

I know everyone loves this place,...

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dmband83
Feb 22, 2004, 10:38 AM
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I know everyone loves this place, and this was my first time going, but it wasn't that great and I don't think I'll be going back. I got there around 9 PM on a Saturday night and it took about 45 minutes for a single girl to come over and talk to me, and it turned out to be the waitress wanting to know if I'd like something to drink. 6 dollars for water. Is water really that rare in Tampa, that it has to cost 6 bucks? Shit, the city is built on the damn ocean, you'd think it would be a little more reasonable. I know the money goes to pay the bouncers and the bartenders, but holy shit, $6 is rediculous. After the waitress left with my water flown in from Shangri La, it took another 20 minutes for a dancer to come over and talk to me. She was attractive, just not really my type, and decided to pass. All the other girls were in a corner with a group of business men talking and flirting. Some of the girls stayed over there the entire time I was there, ignoring the other customers. I know I'm just a college kid who obviously doesn't have the kind of money those guys were willing to spend, but I thought it was pretty damn rude to have to wait an hour before a single girl would come up and talk. I had money to spend just like everyone else, even if I wasn't planning on blowing it with one dancer. Eventually some girl named Asia or something like that (who had just arrived) came up and talked to me. She was from Japan apparently, and her English wasn't that great but she had a nice ass, and real tits (I don't care for silicone that much). So I agreed to go to the VIP room for a lap dance. Someone needs to show this girl how to do a lapdance, because she was terrible. She might as well have just stood there and did nothing while I felt her boobs. After that was over with, I went back to my seat, and finally, a 19 year old named Hope came on stage. She was the only bright spot during the evening. As I gave her a buck she asked if I wanted to go to the VIP room after she was off the stage and I agreed. I did the three for $60 with her and it was worth every penny. One of the best lap dances I've had in a long time. Gorgeous body and face, by far the best looking girl there in my opinion. The only reason I even give this place a four is because of her and the simple fact that there wasn't a bad looking girl there. The girls are hot, however the trouble is getting them to talk to you. I know alot of guys don't like being hustled for the more expensive rooms, and neither do I, but I don't like being ignored either. They were all very beautiful, but apparently they don't like to earn any money while working. I saw some girls just sitting in a corner doing nothing while some guys had been there for hours without anyone approaching them. Stick with the Mons Venus across the street. The girls are just as good looking, if not better, and they actually care about their customers.

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