I went to Femme Nu the...

I went to Femme Nu the other night with a platonic female friend - I was in Honolulu for a conference. I'd been there before a few times and always enjoyed it, even though it's no contact and the setup is weird: The girls are like parking meters - you keep feeding them dollars when their "time is up" (every minute or so) and they only keep dancing if you keep tipping - everyone gets their own personal dancer if they're tipping.

My favorite from last time, Tiffany, was there. I'd seen her a year ago. Wow! She's incredible. Possibly the hottest body I've ever seen in person, anywhere, anytime in my life. Just a knockout. Absolute perfection. And she works hard for her dollars. She's a gem and I hope she's there next time I visit as well. I tipped her for quite some time.

But then something not-so-nice happened: This other girl, an attractive and curvy blond who looked light she was straight out of the 70's - caught my friend's eye. We went over to tip her and things started out okay - though she was wearing bra and panties even after we tipped her a few bucks, which was unusual. So after tipping her six times, my friend was getting depressed that this dancer wouldn't show us anything. So I VERY gently asked, "can we see your awesome boobs?" I asked with a smile and really as nicely as possible. Immediately, the girl backed off, grabbed the money I'd given her, and held up the six ones, harshly saying, "THIS IS SIX DOLLARS! IT TAKES A LITTLE MORE THAN THAT!" She stood up and walked right off. Wow, I was shocked. We were both shocked, actually. Needless to say, we walked out right then and there.