This club is the tits! Came...

This club is the tits! Came here, rolling ten bros deep, with 2 cases of beer and two handles of Mckormic's vodka. Soon, we were all sitting in chairs, plastered against the wall as the dancers grinding the schlongs through the pants on their uncovered pussy lips. My only criticism was that my wallet was completely emptied, along with my sperm bank, unintentionally. Really enjoyed pulling swigs of vodka from our own BYOB stash and smoking cigs, while completely nude strippers would walk up and sit on your lap to bum a smoke. The most awesome version of trashy. Dallas knows how to do strip clubs, and there are not as many nanny libby laws about covering up and what have you. Managers are all scumbags and corrupt from what I remember, in a good way. Girls were hot, at least the ones who got called out by myself. Overrall, it comes highly recommended by Yours Truly.