It is with great sadness that...

It is with great sadness that I write of a miserable visit to the Blue. Always a reliable stop I was shocked during my recent visit to find the quality of the dancers to be no better than average. Most of the girls were oldish and a bit heavier than I like. To make matters worse I made the fatal mistake of letting the little head convince the big one to go for a lapper with one of the most annoying of the bunch. Her constantly telling me how much fun we'd have in the Champagne Room had me ready to run, not walk, from the place. I sat through 2 songs that felt like 9 and bolted. I hope this was just a really bad day and not a sign of the times, cuz this place used to be great.