If I could only go to...

If I could only go to one strip club for the rest of my life Gatsby's North would be my choice. There is no cover charge and no drink minimum has ever been enforced to my knowledge. Drinks are reasonable - $2 for non-alcoholic drinks. The floor dances are $5 per song and I have had some great $5 dances here. Better value here than the $30-40 dances elsewhere in the state. VIP Dance price is $15 per song and dance pays a $5 fee to the bouncer. Some dancers will quote $20/song but they never act up if I tell them all I have is $15/song. If I run short on cash the ATM and credit card fee is reasonable 5% instead of the 15-25% of some of the other clubs I have been to. The club is in far enough off the main road (Romig Road) that I don't have to worry about someone I know driving by and seeing my car.