I live in DC and I...

I live in DC and I make the 45 to 60 min trek to Baltimore to visit the Hustler Club a few times a year. Strip clubs in DC are a joke and in my opinion Hustler Club is the best you're going to get within a reasonable drive from the city. It actually reminds me a lot of the Vegas clubs, but nowhere near the cost. I have never had a bad time at Hustler Club. The staff is friendly and the facility itself is well maintained and pretty spacious. There is a $15 cover for regular entry and $25 cover for VIP. VIP gets you access to the second level of the club where the bartenders and waitresses have pasties on. There is also a smaller stage that is less crowded than downstairs. For me the biggest benefit of VIP is access to the smoking room. You cannot smoke in the main club. There are some some comfortable chairs and TVS with sports on in the smoking room. Some dancers are usually in there as well so its easy to check out who you may want a dance from or strike up a conversation. I prefer sitting downstairs. This way I can see the main stage and the secondary stage as well as angles of the upstairs VIP stage as it is made of clear plastic or glass. The music is more rock and EDM. They don't play any hip-hop for fear of the crowd it would attract in downtown Baltimore. I don't believe they serve food. Overall the patrons are pretty friendly as well with no drama. I have also seen a few couples. Drink prices are very reasonable for a strip club. Beers are in the $5 range and mixed drinks around $8. I have never done bottle service there, but they comp your group's VIP admission, you get a bigger table and you can pour your own drinks at your own pace. The drink waitresses are generally good and come around often. Things can slow down when the club is packed, but its usually not too much of a problem.

On a weekend, there are usually 20 to 30 girls working. I'd say that the average dancer is a solid 7. Maybe 10 to 15% are above that and 20% are below the average. I'd also estimate that 25% of the dancers are heavily tattooed, 50% have some sort of "ink" and the balance are generally tattoo free. Most of the dancers are White (75%) with a variety of hair colors, shapes, sizes etc. Most girls are fit. There aren't any fat dancers. There are usually 3 or 4 Black girls and maybe 1 or 2 Asians working on a Sat night as well. Almost all the girls are friendly and while they will approach you, they will not annoy you for dances. I believe you can get a bikini dance for $15. I have never gotten one nor seen anyone get one. The main draw of Hustler is the two songs for $40. They take you upstairs to a small semi private area with about 15 booths that are 4 feet by 4 feet each. There isn't too much bouncer over site. The women I've gotten dances from are generally open to being touched mainly on their chest and butt. The dances are good and most all the women have been enthusiastic about performing. I've never done a 30 min private room or champagne room etc so I can't comment on that. From what I hear its very pricey though.

Overall I like Hustler Club very much. I wish it was closer to DC. They usually have some sort of "celebrity" from the porn or stripping world once or twice a month. I have only been on a Fri or Sat (and its been good), but I'm not sure how things are on the weekday. The drinks prices are very reasonable, the girls are attractive and friendly and the staff is pleasant. I would definitely recommend Hustler Club.