Xoticas A Gentlemen's Club
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4502 N Cage Blvd Pharr, TX 78577

I stopped by upon opening (3...

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bigeyedwolf
Jul 22, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I stopped by upon opening (3 pm, I believe). The club is medium size; there is a bar, four stages, a fair amount of tables with good views, and a relatively small and open lapdance area. When I arrived, there was only one dancer there; a very nice but seriously snaggletoothed girl who I could not take seriously. There were no other patrons. I had a beer and chatted with her and the bartender but could not steel myself for a dance.

I left and came back some hours later (around 8-9 pm); at that time, there were plenty of girls rotating among 4 stages. The girls were 6-7 range, with a couple of solid 8s; a mix of white and Latina, mostly on the skinny side, with refreshingly little silicone.

One problem: none seemed available for private dances. For instance, I spent a good amount of time tipping at the rail at one stage, but the dancer did not stop by my table afterwards (though perhaps I was to blame for being less than forward. It may also have been the fault of where I was sitting, in a fairly dark area beyond the stages, although that's where almost all of the tables are.

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