I walked into this club on...

I walked into this club on a whim whim while driving by. I didn't know I was heading to a topless club - thought I was going to a bikini bar. A gorgeous, topless Latino woman met me right after I paid the 10$ cover. I was putty in her hands and followed her marvelous g-string clad tush to the private dance room. It was a lap dance to remember. I left the club a happy, relaxed, and much poorer man. I will be returning. Next time, though, I am gonna sit down and check out the girls before pulling out my wallet for a private dance. There were many pretty ones to choose from. In addition, I didn't even get to take three swallows from my 8$ soda.