Went to the Crazy Horse mid...

Went to the Crazy Horse mid afternoon on an overcast Saturday, worked out pretty well. The Crazy Horse is not in a convenient location for me and I don't like to go to this location at night. I do get there almost once per month during the day.

I walked in and things seemed very quiet and slow. I ordered a mixed drink which was $7, a bit high, but it was a decent drink. There were 5 dancers and 5 customers when I arrived, 1 Brazilian, 1 Mexican, 1 AA and 2 white (those were the dancers). I recognized two of the dancers and knew both give very good dances, so I was happy I came.

The Crazy Horse is fairly large, you walk in and the VIP is on your right and general seating and stage on your left. The bar is in the back and up a few steps. No one was dancing when I arrived, just one girl at the bar talking to two customers and one girl sitting by herself, texting. The other 3 girls came out over the next 15 minutes.

A dancer I recognized sat with me at a table soon after I got a drink in the bar area but facing away from the bar and began rubbing my leg and massaging Mr. Happy immediately. I told her I wanted a drink or two to relax, but she did not let up and wanted to get a few dances going. I fended her off for a song or two, but had to give in as her rubbing continued and it was having a very positive effect on me.

The dancer wanted VIP ($25 in a room with sofas that can be excellent if you are the only ones in there), but I elected for table dances in a darker corner for $10 each. I have had table dances before from this dancer and know that the mileage is excellent. She did not disappoint this time either. After lots of stick shifting before any dances even started, the dance started with air, but soon moved to hands up shorts and mouth over pants and well, two 4 -5 minute dances and I could not hold off any longer.