okay, where do I start. for...

okay, where do I start. for starters, i myself, am a dancer. So obviously i came here to dance. I don't like to toot my own horn but i'm a very attractive young woman. I get hit on constantly(its annoying too)and when i walked in here it was no different. Soon as i sat down you would have thought we were in the desert with all the THIRST that was around, regardless of the dancers that had BEEN there on duty, felt kinda bad like i was stealing the attention but it wasnt intentional. but anyway, i asked for an application and the old 75 yr old door man tried to charge me a cover charge. for what?? for one, im a female, and for two, im filling out an app, and for 3, it was empty as shit and you wanna charge a cover charge. and since when do nice looking females pay 5 dollars to come in and get harrassed by broke n**gas, who apparently dont have any money cuz they were all sitting with each other. i already have to tip these girls since no one else is, cmon now. but anyway, all of the customers were sitting at the bar, and no there are not dancers on the bar. and it was happy hour, so the beer was dumb cheap, but still no dollars on stage. I know some of the girls are not the prettiest but cmon, respect the hustle, youre in here! but anyway, the club only serves beer and wine. like really, thats it. and they do that because the dancers are to wear pasties but none of them do. soo might as well get some liquor in there. but it literally looks like a dump, the stage is breaking apart and its wooden! ouch! the stage is tiny with one big ass pole in the middle, so imagine 15 big booty dancers tryna dance at one time. smh. how is anyone supposed to make money in there, not like there's money in there anyway. but anyway, i havent even gotten started yet. of course i was hired and i started the next day. One thing i hated is when people throw around dollars like they mean something. one guy had the nerve to watch me the ENTIRE time and then tipped me a dollar like it was a 50 dollar bill, then had the AUDACITY to give me a round of applause,like nigga sit down somewhere! and i know what youre thinking, its in the hood but this guy was white, lol. just found it ironic. also, other guys coming in wearing business suits n all that jazz will tip you 3 dollars like you're supposed to jump up and down for it. not happening. and what makes it worse, is that these girls will do anything, and i mean ANYTHING for a few dollars. soo if this is what you are looking for in a strip club then by all means be my guest, you'd LOVE it. but don't expect the quality of dancers to be top notch, especially not for 3 dollars and 50 cent. the dancers weren't really rude, but you could tell they didnt really f*ck with anyone who was makin more money than them. and trust me, i didnt even make 100 dollars, soo what does that say. but anyway, i had another guy tip me and every dollar he gave me he tried to put his fingers in my vagina. and people, it was only about 7 dollars. now mind you, this is a bikini bar, not nude, bikini. soo you must follow the rules or the state of VA will definitely fine the hell outta you if caught. so no, im not risking flashing you my p**sy for 7 dollars, sorry. but the next girl will, cuz shes used to not making any money im sure, so, do you boo, make your money. also, many of these guys just come in an play pool and just sit there n look at me and have the nerve to ask for my number?! ..lmao im not a gold digger but if you have the nerve to bring yo ass in the strip club and not throw me a dollar, let alone any other girl, no you will NOT be getting my phone number. what a joke. this club in general is a joke. i literally made only 22 dollars on a FRIDAY night, so i just walked out n never went back. this club is the type of club you go to if you just wanna chill out with only a few dollars for a beer and maybe tip a dancer 2 of those dollars, then go about your business. if anyone is thinking about dancing, and you don't trick, dont even think about it. because you will not last, unless they turn that ass out, lmbo. good luck in your visit.