Parkway Tropics
814 Lake Michigan Dr NW Grand Rapids, MI 49504

Went to this club on a...

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Youxfirst
Jul 15, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Went to this club on a whim on a Thursday afternoon. I've been here once or twice, and have never really had a bad time. The girls are variable; usually they're "okay" but never anything to write home about. I've definitely had okay dances here, and one incredibly memorable dance from a girl who truly enjoyed her job. Of course, everything stays PG-13 because of the Grand Rapids ordinance. The trip in question on this Thursday afternoon was subpar compared to my other visits, and I doubt I'll ever go back.

I decided to get a $10 "private" dance. As the previous reviews suggest, the private area isn't all too private. There's a series of recliner style chairs, separated by walls and a curtain from the main area. The dancer I chose to get a dance from was more inclined with ripping me off than giving me a dance. She waited halfway through the song to start dancing, gave me about 30 seconds of air dance and then demanded payment. When I handed over a $20 for a terrible $10 dance, she seemed shocked when I asked for change. It was probably the worst experience I've ever had at any club. Hands down.

While, historically, this club has provided some decent low-grade, PG-13 entertainment, when places like this let scam artists join the fray, they go down hill quick. I haven't been back, and based upon the previous experience, I don't intend to anytime soon. Be aware that this club, like every other club, has its share of con-artists-even in spite of the GR bikini ordinance.

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