I gave up on Harem about...

I gave up on Harem about three years ago due to the inattention of entertainers and the thick, smoky atmosphere, so I surprised myself as I turned into their parking lot two weeks ago. I thought to myself, "You don't have to stay." So I took the plunge...and I am glad that I did.

Upon entering the "welcome center" I was met with a very gruff "five dollars." For a moment I thought "do I really want to?" but I did it anyway and I was rewarded immediately by running into two very attractive dancers as I turned around to enter the club itself. I apologized for my gaff, but they were very excited and latched on to me right away. One was a blonde spinner, the other was brunette and more endowed.

The blonde was the leader and immediately made a fuss over my good manners and asked where I was from. I responded with Columbus, but she said "No, where originally?" to which I replied "Tennessee is home." "I thought you had an accent" and I began to prepare for the usual stereotypes when she began to tell me of how she had recently moved back to the Dayton area from living in Tennessee for a few years. We swapped town names, she told me the club that she danced in, and we made an instant connection. The short version is that the two beautiful ladies presented me with a very erotic two girl, two song dance that was out of this world.