The Foxy Lady Providence is not...

The Foxy Lady Providence is not as big as the Brockton location, but it definitely carries over the look and feel in terms of high quality. The layout is basically two bars melded together with one bar area being the main stage and the second bar area being the side, mini-stage. On the main stage there are a set of 2 girls dancing at any given moment and they do a really nice job of rotating the talent in and out so you always have a lot of eye candy on stage. The bar areas are really nice with tv's all well-positioned and the bartenders giving you decent attention, especially after your first drink. Corona's were $5 in bottles which is pretty damned good in comparison to other clubs.

The talent at this place is very high and there is A LOT of variety, but not if you're a chubby chaser. Wow, the girls here are tone, lean and with that special something in all the right places --sweet round ass, big ol' titties that'll make you drool, beautiful faces with pouty lips, long legs that need to be caressed. The girls are all dressed to the 9's and definitely prove that the FL has the best talent of all the Providence Clubs. With that said, the girls are also the least aggressive of any of the Providence Clubs which is kind of funny given the way the Brockton location has their 2-for-1 dance lineup every hour and girls constantly asking for dances. I asked one of the girls about this and they basically said that there are so many girls here that if guys are interested, they can just pick and choose who they want. I guess this is nice if you're into that but I like the girls who are a little aggressive and with that naughty fire in their eyes. This is not a Jr. High dance where the guys pick the wallflowers off the wall! "May I have this lap dance?"

The lap dances are in a backroom that is setup like a cubicle maze for $25 topless, $35 all nude. It was nice and private but the problem I found was that your privacy would get interrupted when people would walk by or if another couple settled next to you. Basically, you would have privacy from the rest of the club but you couldn't hide from the other dancers and patrons, which kind of defeated the point of a private lap dance. At least at other clubs like CL, you could choose the last booth away from everyone and then you could have one-on-one time. Let's just say it's tough getting wood when you have people walking by your cubicle or if your stripper is half-talking to her friend in the cubicle next to you. I guess this is why they all push for the Champagne Room which is on a lower level and runs for about $160 for 15 minutes, $300 for 30 minutes. I usually try out the lap dances first to get a feel for the mileage and you could certainly touch a lot but licking titties was off-limits for the dances I had, which meant the kitty kat was off-limits too. I'm sure YMMV but the is the first time I've been to the Foxy Providence and I haven't found the right girls yet.