The real asset this place has...

The real asset this place has going for it is that it's walking distance from Hard Rock. And they know it - any money you save on a cab to Sapphire or Spearmint Rhino, you've given back just about immediately. At those places the (gorgeous) dancers are hustling you all night, but here the whole place just feels like a hustle. At least from my experience, just about anywhere you want to sit has a multi-drink minimum that feels more like what you'd pay in the VIP somewhere else. Dances seem to always be sold in packages of 3 for $100 or something like that - again, just not the value you'd expect in Vegas.

When I go to strip clubs in LV I know I'm going to drop a few hundred dollars...but typically when I leave Sapphire or the Rhino I can justify what I spent as a great night. Here I've never felt that way.