First of all, this...

First of all, this website is legid with the four weeks free VIP membership once you register and write a review. It is also up to date with its club listings (sometimes the phone number is not correct). If you're a traveling mongrol like myself, the website reviews that include LD mileage are fairly accurate. I've relied on them, for my visits to Fort Worth, Brownsville, Harlingen, Edinburg, McAllen, San Antonio. The reviews which don't give LD information I don't understand why members take the time to write, but I guess different strokes, right. I just don't think strip clubs should be reviewed like sports bars, two different animals.

Anyway, I spent four hours at BOOM BOOM on a Saturday afternoon in late June to early evening. I arrived at 5 PM, $15 cover and their were 8 dancers all except one spoke only Spanish, so I immediately starting drinking because I speak better Spanish when I lose some of my inhibitions. To my surprise, they kept rotating one dancer on the main stage for most of my time there. It was just one other guy and myself, so I got to see every dancer on stage before I decided to get VIP dances. I picked the only 7 in the bunch, the others were between 4-6, all were young. She said $25 per song, so I said OK. She rubbed my dick and I licked pussy and kissed her ass and sucked her tits, but she was reluctant for me to finger her. I would have done the $100 for everything, but I didn't have a rubber, so I got two VIP dances and left to get more beer, money, food and rubbers.

After about an hour, I came back at 8 PM no additional cover and the day shift girls were gone, the night shift girls were trickling in. I got another two VIP dances with an 8 (in my opinion, I like curves)about the same mileage as the last two on day shift. I thought I'd wait awhile before I went back and got the works. The night shift had about 8 dancers but more 7-8, but the two I had my eyes on were with a group and wouldn't come over and mingle. I lost patience and left, knowing Jaguars was 10 minutes down the road.

In summary, I've tried over 100 strip clubs in Texas and this club lived up to the reviews. Very high LD mileage, probably the best in the State, that's saying plenty. All the girls were Hispanic but not fat or out of shape, very young and very eager to please (no managers or bouncers monitoring) due to lack of customers and location (middle of nowhere). I had never been to Edinburg, so don't let the location keep you away. The easiest way is to go West on 107 until you hit Glasscock and make a right, follow the street around the curve about 1/4 mile or less and you see the big BOOM BOOM sign, if you're already in McAllen it's worth the 20 min drive.