I was out with friends just...

I was out with friends just a few miles from the Ballpark, so I made a detour to the BP before heading home. The only downside, as usual, is the ambient smoke. YOU WILL SMELL LIKE SMOKE if you spend 60 seconds in there. It's not like everyone in the bar smokes, either - maybe 2-3 people were doing in while I was vistiing.

Anyway, I sat down at the bar, grabbed a Yuengling and a wad of singles, and was quickly greeted by Clover. I recognized her from Twitter and knew that she was high mileage. She was extremely flirty, grabbing my junk within seconds of saying hello and stroking me pretty vigorously while still seated at the bar in an attempt to get me to a private dance. She asked me if I knew about the Ballpark, and I said that I did - she kept stroking. She does that for another minute and BOOM, I'm all done. I tipped the dancer who had just come off the stage, finished my beer, went to the men's room, and hit the road. I wasn't there even 15 minutes, so yeah, my money went far that night.