I was passing through Iowa and...

I was passing through Iowa and decided to check it out. I have been to a couple other clubs in the area years ago. My past experience in Eastern Iowa has always been friendly attractive dancers but a pretty strict no touching policy. The Lumberyard was a pleasant surprise.

It was a Thursday night and a holiday so I wasn't expecting it to be very busy. It wasn't. I think I paid $10 cover and brought my own 12 pack. The club is pretty big with probably 8-10 tables on the main level with tin pales in sunken in the center of the table to hold your beer. The place has a vending machine with water, juice, energy drinks, Coke, etc. The only alcohol is byob and there is a ice machine and buckets to take to your table. I think I saw a sign that said no hard liquor except in the VIP. A decent sized main stage on the main level that connected to another stage on the lower level. The lower stage was not being used. There was also a shower on the wall farthest from the entrance that was not being used. The place was big and clean. Nothing wrong with it, but it didn't leave a big impression either.

There were 5 or 6 dancers working when I arrived around 11:30. One on stage at a time with the others walking the room trying to sell private dances. One sat down and we talked. She was in her mid 30's but looked younger. She had nice fake bags I'd say were full C small D. Body was a 10, face was a 9. The other girls were all attractive. I did not see any that were less than a 6, a couple 8's. I got the run down of the different options. Upstairs (kind of a loft above the main level) was $40 a song for full nude, the room off the lower stage was $25 a song topless. I went for $25 and did 3 songs. Comfortable couches and relatively private. Rules were touch anywhere except between her legs. She maintained solid contact grinding for all three songs. Her hands wandered a lot with a fair amount of groping over the clothes. She immediately put my hands on her tits. I gave her the $75 and a small tip. She paid the floor man on the way out (I think club got $10 a song and dancer kept $15) then walked me back to the table. She hung out until it was her turn to go on stage.