Halloween Night
Went to Boardroom Cabaret around 6pm on Friday on Halloween, stayed around 4-5 hours.
Skip to Experience, to avoid the misc. stuff.
Layout:
There is plenty of parking next to the club, it's a strip mall, there is always parking. At the entrance, they didn't bother checking my ID, you can also buy lottery tickets there. Bar to the right side, bathrooms next to the bar, and stage is right across from the bar. Upstairs next to the bar/above the bathrooms is the private dance area. Stage has an upper level that the girls start at, then they head down to regular stage. The girls do a three song set, first song at the upper stage and the other two on the regular stage. Below the stage is an LD area, pretty visible to other patrons. To the left of the stage is a smaller but more private section for LDs.
Misc:
• Day Shift is from 3pm to 8pm and night shift is from 7pm to close. An hour interlap.
• Keno and scratch tickets at table near the ATM
• Apparently, there is another private area for groups downstairs to the left of the bar.
• You can also exchange for $1 bills at the entrance table
• They play the music videos for the songs, so you get the full song per dance
Price:
• $10 cover (not sure if this is still the same)
• $20/LD, they have a 2 for $30 specials that come with a t-shirt.
• $8/beer, no clue about the mixed drinks or shots.
• $5 ATM fee (did verify this)
• $10 massage/song (not sure if this is still the same)
• $400 for a half hour private room, $100 for the club and $300 for the girl (was told the $300 was negotiable depending on the girl)
• $680 for an hour private room. $180 for the club and $500 for the girl (was told the $500 was negotiable depending on the girl)
Misc: They have something called Boardroom Bucks or Foxy Bucks, use a card to get the equivalent in their funny money with a 10% fee. Can only be used for the dances and tips.
Experience:
Went there alone to see some naked ladies on Halloween, curious to see if any of the ladies would be wearing a costume. There were definitely a few dancer wearing costumes, one was a Martian, another was the Hamburgler, there was a robin costume, and etc. It wasn't too busy around 6:30 but then it filled up when I left. There were around 11-15 dancers by my estimate. You’re not going to see many of the dancers on the floor, except for the 2 for $30 LD deal. If you want to spend some time with them, you’ll have to negotiate when they’re on the stage or when they’re walking around for the LD deal.
I got a few dances with a few of the different girls. From a customer recommendation, I got quite a few from Lexi, she definitely gives a really fun dance, good amounts of grinding and lower touching. All the girls that I got dances from let me touch them and they were cool with some light spanking.
I’ll explain the 2 for $30 deal, since I keep mentioning it:
The DJ calls for the LD deal, and the dancers come down from the top of the stage to the floor, one behind the other. They will go walking around to find customers who want to take part. If you’re interested in a dancer, make sure to talk to her beforehand in case someone else grabs her before you get the chance. They take you to the LD area below the stage for the dances. I believe they do it every hour normally, but they were definitely doing it about every half hour.
Girls:
Interacted with the girls when they were on stage. Some of these names might not be right, as it’s pretty difficult to hear the DJ. More girls that night than listed below, didn't get a chance to see them on stage or was preoccupied.
• Audrey: white, brunette, spinner, natural, tiger tattoo on the side, sun tattoo on chest
• Tiffany: aa, brunette, young, spinner, natural, no tattoos
• Ashanti: aa, black hair, big boobs, big butt, not natural
• Jamie: white, blonde, older, spinner, perky boobs, big butt, no tattoos
• Caprese: asian, nice boobs, big butt, flexible (former dancer), no tattoos
• Gianna: white, spinner, small boobs, small butt, few tattoos, scorpion tattoos on the side
• Lexi: white, black hair, spinner, medium boobs, not natural, lots of tattoos, tattoos around boobs
• Genesis: fake boobs (didn’t get a great look at her, wasn’t around the stage)
• Emilia: Hispanic, tall, slender, medium boobs, not natural, great talker and dancer
Apparently, there’s another Asian dancer that a customer told me about.
Final Thoughts:
Had a great time looking at some beautiful naked women, no better way to spend a Friday night. This is definitely my go to Massachusetts club. You can get away with not spending much, definitely a lot of guys just sitting away from the stage and not tipping. They’re definitely not a pushy club, even when they are going around for the 2 for $30 deals. My only complaint is that I wish more of the girls would hang out on the floor, so you don't have to wait for the deal or go onstage to ask them to look for you after their set.
