Stopped in here one afternoon at...
Stopped in here one afternoon at 3pm. There was no cover and not very crowded. The place is nice but they have crowded so many chairs and tables into it along with couches that you could barely get to a chair to sit down. There were about 25-30 guy customers, and 3 couples. The entertainment was limited to 5 dancers, none of which were stellar, would say the best dancer was a 7, a couple of 5-6's and a 4. To call this a hot dog stand stand would be accurate. There were so many customers that the girls circulated and just asked for dances, you cannot blame them it was a sellers market. Had a beer and tried to watch the stage show, but they would put a girl up for 3 songs then take three songs off. Waited until I got a chance at a lap dance. I had to take one for the team here to see what kind of dances these were and finally was approached by a 5. She chatted for maybe 3 minutes, and the inevitable, "are you ready for a dance?" So I said sure, they were $20 each.. I got one dance. Just a word of advice ladies, when you are doing strenuous activities like dancing and grinding on a guys lap, you will sweat. This sweat will be acted upon by Bacteria, which will then release a gas that is unpleasant to smell when you are up close. Please freshen up and use a body spray periodically. This dancer had some hygiene issues up close. The dance was a typical grind, nothing special, but the odor made the whole episode unpleasant, and I had to keep holding my breath. This visit was not typical fro the reviews so I plan to visit again and see if it was a statistical anomaly or the standards in Austin have dropped.
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