Well, I returned to Chubbys for...

Well, I returned to Chubbys for the first time in a few years. It was a Saturday night at the end of June, so of course the club was absolutely packed. That's this club in a nutshell though. During the summer, especially on weekends, there are a ton of customers and the place is hopping. In the winter, not so much. But like almost everyone else, I find myself in the Dells on summer weekends.

The atmosphere is pretty hectic. Getting in can be an adventure. There are packs of drunken 20-somethings everywhere. Many of them from out of state, so they are a little less inhibited. It always seems like a fight is about to break out, but it never does. The doorman and bouncers are constantly dealing with raging, horny drunk guys, and their attitudes reflect that.

Inside, on busy nights, I have a very hard time getting attention from the dancers. There are a lot of them, but you have to be very aggressive to get any attention. There are a lot of couples and even groups of women roaming around, so be aware that you might get some OTC action from a non-professional if you have the game. My night ended without any lap dances. My advice: if you see something you like, strike fast because you can't wait for them to come to you.