Physical layout, drink and dance prices,...

Physical layout, drink and dance prices, etc. have been well documented by yours truly and dozens of other reviewers, so I will stick to my experience of the Inner Room yesterday.

It was an overcast day on the Space Coast, but my eyes still needed a few minutes to accustom themselves to the dimly lit room. Once I could see, I was immediately approached by F****, a statuesque blond with nicely augmented C-cups that were spilling from her skimpy bikini top, revealing a lovely pink aureola and the promise of more goodness underneath. She has danced for me on several previous occasions and always provides reliable "extra" service, but yesterday proved to be an exception. An altercation occurred between a customer and a dancer and police were called. The police escorted the offending patron from the club in handcuffs and proceeded to hang around inside and out for several minutes, presumably enjoying the show. This led to an extremely chaste performance by F****, who was continually looking over her shoulder to see if any of Cocoa Beach's finest were taking a closer look at her performance. Needless to say, I paid her for the dances and ran the gauntlet of three squad cars in the parking lot, at a very safe speed, back onto A1A headed north to Lido's. Another day in the life...