Decided to stop by Diamond Jim's...

Decided to stop by Diamond Jim's while I was in the area on business. Right away I noticed the sign stating they were hiring. But the parking lot was pretty crowded so I took that as a good sign. Went in and paid the $7 cover. Got into a good conversation with the girl at front when I told her I was from Chicago. Made my way in and took a seat on one of the chairs. I've described this club in great detail so I won't go into details on that. However, I will say they still have that stupid railing at the stage. When the dancer lays down, unless you're sitting at the stage, you can't see anything. My bottle of beer only cost $4.

I had several girls come up to me and ask me for a dance. Names I remember are Honesty, Phoenix and Lily. The best of the bunch was Charizma, a hot blonde with a tongue ring that I was set on getting a dance from until one of her regulars came in. Once she went off I just could not bring myself to pay $25 for what sounded like an air dance from average girls. It's not like all of the girls were totally unattractive, they're just the type that you'd see shopping at your local Walmart or shopping center; average girls with a little meat on their bones. Charizma was the only exception.

One of the girls, a drunk overweight moose, wore a tiara on her head and had "thug life" tattooed across her big ass. The sad thing is there were a couple hispanic guys that were really into her.