Wow, what night in Mexico, a...

Wow, what night in Mexico, a few friends brought me here for my bachelor party. This place is a whore house, women lining up outside on the streets, inside the club along the hallways, near the bathroom, and on the stage. If you have ever seen the movie from Dusk to Dawn, that is what this place looks like, minus all the shooting and vampires. I have never seen so many chicas with fake boobs, big boobs, medium boobs, little boobs, fake butts, big butts, medium butts, and small butts. Old women, middle aged women, teens, milfs, cougars, and school girls. In the place, the world is your oyster, and you can have any girl for 60 dollars. The best part of the club is the stage show, they set the stage on fire, the girls are using whipping cream and chocolate on each other and ramming dildos into every hole. The only thing missing in this club is the donkey show. My friends bought me this thin latina with ass and huge tits, they gave her the 60 bucks, and out of the club I went, up a few stairs, and in a small hotel room. This girl was smoking hot, I thought I was the Desperado making love to Selma. After all that fun, I wished I would have known about this place sooner, I could have spent a lot less money traveling around the world for vacations, when this place is in backyard.